Elephants!

I would like to resolve some confusion:

I was not apologizing because I think that reading the biz section was not worthy of all your cool and awesome opinions-- I was merely apologizing because I found it so boring. It seems like the kind of thing that people would be like "man, you don't like the business section? the economy is crazy go nuts, you best start caring" or something like that. But looks like no one said that.

Also, it seems the concencus is to leave Lewis inside. In my defense, I'm not an idiot, but it was not snowing so much in the hood yesterday, so I thought there might still be time.
Moving on..

31. I drafted a copy of my Will

For those of you who would like to see if you are included in my Will, it is as follows:

1. To my dearest Parents: My copy of Iron Man on DVD

2. To Caroline: My quarters, and my copy of "Watchmen"

3. To Emily: My BSB buttons

4. To Josh and Co.: My Back to the Future DVD set

5. Smokey: My Bras

6. CoCo: My Magazines

7. Jessica: "Die Hard"

8. Tianna: My Oxford English Dictionary

9. Lizzie: My vast and superior knowledge of Everything

10. Emma: Tianna

11. Stellan: My Watch

12. Molly: 4% of my body fat

13. Jon Towey: My love of Bill Clinton

14. Lewis: My IKEA lamp

15. ALL OTHERS: My immense pop culture knowledge.

ALL OTHER ITEMS MAY BE DONATED TO CHARITY.

So obviously, this isn't very practical, but it'll do in a pinch. But, among others reasons, let's hope I don't die tomorrow.


So, anyone watch Top Chef NY tonight? I don't know man......I can't say I'm feeling it too much. But it's early, I kind of always feel that way. I want to be back in the glory days of season 3. That was the season, tell you what.