Psychology Today

I just, don't care what anyone says, this is just the greatest hilarity of my life, so I declare it my new thing:

67. Dec. 18: I got locked out of a car.

Does not seem that hilarious, but oh, let me tell you, it was amazing. So, Jessica, Tianna, Lizzie and I went Christmas shopping at the mall after school, and you know, we got a lot of people to buy for, so we spent about 3, 3 1/2 hours shopping. So, our last stop, J. Crew, Lizzie walks out and looks into her purse, and kind of starts to smile, and allude to the fact that something is wrong, or she lost something. I assume she just left her debit card in the store or something. But no. She says: "I think I left the keys in the car." Of course we all start running towards bloomingdales, because that's where we parked, and Lizzie started laughing and said "I think it's still running." So, Lizzie, Jessica and I, were actually all laughing, and thought it was hilarious, and Tianna was freaking out, because she didn't want her stuff to get stolen. So 3/4 of us are having a good time with this, and we get out to the car, and we see that the car is still there, and indeed, it is still running. Lizzie goes to the door, and says "The radio is still on." And of course, all the doors are locked. I immediately pulled the underwire out of my bra and gave it to Lizzie to try and pick the lock, to no avail. So we go sit inside bloomingdales, and Lizzie calls home to get someone to come out and bring us the spare keys. At this point we are all pretty much beside ourselves, because this event is now comedic gold. I really could not stop laughing. I want to make a disclaimer though, I was not laughing at Lizzie for being stupid or anything for leaving the car on, but I just thought it was so funny that this type of situation happened to an extreme degree. So, anyways, Lizzie's cousin came and brought the keys (Everybody in Lizzie's family did not seem to find the situation as funny as we did...) and he seemed kinda mad, but we got in, and to add to the awesomeness, the heat was still on. So, it was nice and warm, at least!

Oh, just so great. I hope everyone gets a kick out of that one. It's just classic. Completely classic.


To switch gears extremely, I have been feeling really moody the past couple of weeks. Like I've been really angry, and depressed, and literally like everyone I know has done something to irritate me in some way. Everything and everyone is bugging me, and I have not been able to enjoy myself for awhile now. I know it is not everyones job in the universe to cater to my needs, and I know that It's not like everyone has been mean to me, (and again, it's not all about me me me) but I would like people to lay off of me. I think everyone who I am talking about knows who they are. Without being too specific, I would like to stop being nagged constantly, because when you get on my case, it makes me too depressed to even try anymore. I really don't want to talk about things that are wrong with me all the time. I wonder how you think that makes me feel. Obviously, I don't feel great about myself. And I guarantee you, if you're disappointed in me, I'm ten more times disappointed in myself, and don't need you to even talk to me. Please. Please, please, please, get OFF my back.

I'm sorry that was so emo, and it's not like I'm going to go kill myself or anything, but I think I need to address that. And don't talk to me later so we can talk about "how to address the problem."